Monday, October 29, 2007
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Someone's phone rang in the midst of Emaths P1. Hah. And it was Innocence by Avril. The song kept ringing in my head after that.
This innocence is Brillant,
I hope that it would stay.
This moment is perfect, please don't go away.
I need you now~ and I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by~ (so on and so forth)
I thought Maths paper was alright, i mean compared to my previous Maths exams and all.
English was Average too.
But, almost everyone who came out of the exam hall "exclaimed" that the Paper(S) were DAMN EASY.
WTF lah. So much for thinking that the paper was average. Now the Bell Curve is gonna place me in some boderline pass or maybe a D7/E8 grade or smth. ):
Dejected leh. Tmr's Maths P2. And i HOPE/PRAY that it would help me to pull up my grade for Maths.
English is like, no use worying over it already.
I HOPE I PASS (well) LAH! I don't wanna go into VSC next year with all the Smarty Pants and when anyone ask me about my results, i would look like a loser. Or maybe I wouldn't even be able to go VSC at all.
RAWR!
Argh, there's an Art paper tmr too. AIYAH. I shouldn't even be blogging here in the first place.
But there's no other way I can vent out this frustration. BAH.
Thank goodness I came online though. Cause there was mail from Louis that made me laugh. Hah.
I shall share it with everyone (actually, just those who reads my blog).
Stress Reliever #1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
can there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
Stress Reliever # 5
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Stress Reliever # 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Stress Reliever # 7
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Stress Reliever # 8
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Stress Reliever # 9
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Stress Reliever # 10
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are
sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
Stress Reliever # 11
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
Stress Reliever # 12
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face
or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of
humour.
Stress Reliever # 13
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are
you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
Jiahui'll be off to do art now. :D
This innocence is Brillant,
I hope that it would stay.
This moment is perfect, please don't go away.
I need you now~ and I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by~ (so on and so forth)
I thought Maths paper was alright, i mean compared to my previous Maths exams and all.
English was Average too.
But, almost everyone who came out of the exam hall "exclaimed" that the Paper(S) were DAMN EASY.
WTF lah. So much for thinking that the paper was average. Now the Bell Curve is gonna place me in some boderline pass or maybe a D7/E8 grade or smth. ):
Dejected leh. Tmr's Maths P2. And i HOPE/PRAY that it would help me to pull up my grade for Maths.
English is like, no use worying over it already.
I HOPE I PASS (well) LAH! I don't wanna go into VSC next year with all the Smarty Pants and when anyone ask me about my results, i would look like a loser. Or maybe I wouldn't even be able to go VSC at all.
RAWR!
Argh, there's an Art paper tmr too. AIYAH. I shouldn't even be blogging here in the first place.
But there's no other way I can vent out this frustration. BAH.
Thank goodness I came online though. Cause there was mail from Louis that made me laugh. Hah.
I shall share it with everyone (actually, just those who reads my blog).
Stress Reliever #1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
can there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
Stress Reliever # 5
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Stress Reliever # 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Stress Reliever # 7
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Stress Reliever # 8
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Stress Reliever # 9
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Stress Reliever # 10
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are
sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
Stress Reliever # 11
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
Stress Reliever # 12
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face
or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of
humour.
Stress Reliever # 13
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are
you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
Jiahui'll be off to do art now. :D
Jiahui hops off.
5:10 PM